Smart Went Crazy!

and I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace with a cane through the sky like "none shall pass".
spunkysmudger:

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:


methylbenzene:


when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things


i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant


I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.
To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.
Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.
I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 
my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…


holy moly. i thought i was the only one who pretended a little gnome/dwarf thing was controlled by me and couldn’t step on the pavement because it was lava…


And that’s why we’re friends, Miss. My followers should follow her. She’s pretty awesomesauce.

spunkysmudger:

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.

To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.

Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.

I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 

my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…

holy moly. i thought i was the only one who pretended a little gnome/dwarf thing was controlled by me and couldn’t step on the pavement because it was lava…

And that’s why we’re friends, Miss. My followers should follow her. She’s pretty awesomesauce.

(Source: whatgoesthroughmyhead)

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:


methylbenzene:


when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things


i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant


I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.
To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.
Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.
I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 
my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.

To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.

Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.

I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 

my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…

(Source: whatgoesthroughmyhead, via mizzamericunt)